Tuesday, July 19, 2022
New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Thursday, July 14, 2022
And People Supposedly Love Apple Products...
I got my "...Miss You Most..." masters back today and again the tunnel of madness quickly surrounded me. I think I described in a previous post how I have this 2 second noise in Track #2 that was showing up in the left ear, even though it's panned to be in the right ear. The whole thing was driving me nuts and I've wasted literally hours on this issue, at least 20 mixes on it, and not to mention having to bug the mastering lab as well in order to redo the song, even though the error has nothing to do with them. I simply couldn't get my head around how or what exactly was happening but I tried simply moving forward, thinking maybe I'd figure it out later on.
Upon downloading my new master file, of course the very first thing I did was to play it on my Mac. I mean, I know that the placement of that sound was in the right ear because I literally listened to the track multiple days in a row and at least 20 times before sending it off, and every time the sound was in the right ear. Still, being the paranoid sort that I am and now also being overly protective, I immediately listened to the mastered track for this very purpose...and low and behold, the noise was in the left ear.
Wtf......????!!!!!
I mean, that's not even possible! Again, I've spent the last 2 weeks listening to this track over and over, on different days, etc., just to make sure that I'm not crazy. And yet still, undeniably, the mastered version played with the sound in the left ear. For at least 30 minutes, I sat completely bewildered and stunned, nearly speechless but too angry and confused to keep from muttering obscenities under my breath. And then, I shifted into diagnostic mode.
I spent 2 hours on this ultimately and it wasn't until I literally copied the very same file over to my laptop and listened to it there that I started to piece it together. Why? Because when listening to the exact same song file on my laptop, the sound was in the RIGHT ear. Yes, chew on that a minute...
It was then that I realized I had been duped. All along, Pro Tools wasn't the issue (even though I was bad mouthing it), my Mac itself hadn't grown a ghost in the machine or gone insane, and I hadn't completely lost my mind and started imagining things. It was the beyond belief stupid new version of iTunes called "Music" on a Mac that's the problem! After doing a bit of experimentation and some searching, yes indeed, it's this idiotic music program from which my Mac defaults to playing audio files AND burning them to CD. To put it as simply as possible, since I had been making different mixes of the same song over and over, it saved one of the earlier copies into memory and every time I literally clicked on the specific file that I wanted to actually play, it instead was "thinking for me" and played the old version that it already had available. Now, I know this sounds completely insane but I found other people online with pretty much the same complaint, although it wasn't their own music that they were having the issue with.
Even MORE bizarre, I deleted all of my playlists, created a brand new one, manually moved each track over to the new playlist, burned the playlist to a CD, and then played the CD...and still it somehow copied the old version of the song onto the disc. I mean, complete INSANITY. What the freakin' logic is behind this "feature" is beyond me, and this is probably the stupidest computer related app issue I have ever encountered in my entire life...and that's saying quite a lot! It's also wasted at least 20 hours of my time and other people's time, and nearly given me a heart attack in the process.
So, there you have it, folks. I'm not completely nuts. For those who defend Apple products as being far superior, in the words of Monty Python, I simply blow my nose at you. I won't throw my Mac out the window, per se, but I'll certainly never be using Apple "Music" again...ever. Simply put, be forewarned for you don't want to go through what I just went through with this. Ugh.